there's this guy who just learnt english, thus as an accountant he must know the basic 1, 2, 3s... having dreams of going overseas, he started out in singapore.
one day in the supermarket, his trolley bumped into an english guy, thus the following:
the guy: oh, i'm sorry
english guy: i'm sorry too
(his mind started thinking "this guy's saying 2....")
"sorry three"
"what for??"
"sorry five"
"are you sick?"
"sorry seven"
"eihhh??"
"sorry nine"
the english man zoomed off
**
i cant imagine this joke being told by a financial controller (it really was). joke budak2, but funny in a sense.
oh, oh. teringat something
**
he got a scholarship to study in UK, so yeah, he happily flew there and started uni.
the following month came... he went to the bank to withdraw his monthly allowance.
bank officer: good morning. how can i help u?
the guy: i need to withdraw some money. my a/c number is.... bla... bla.. bla....
bank officer: how would u like your money sir?
the guy: i like it very much
bank officer: ??? i'll just give them in 100s then. is that alright?
the guy: yes, sure.
back at home the guy announced to his friends
"apelaa org kat bank tu. boleh tak die tanye org suka duit ke tak. mesti la suka!!"
**
let's not mention the guy's name. hehehhehe ^^_
have a great day
one day in the supermarket, his trolley bumped into an english guy, thus the following:
the guy: oh, i'm sorry
english guy: i'm sorry too
(his mind started thinking "this guy's saying 2....")
"sorry three"
"what for??"
"sorry five"
"are you sick?"
"sorry seven"
"eihhh??"
"sorry nine"
the english man zoomed off
**
i cant imagine this joke being told by a financial controller (it really was). joke budak2, but funny in a sense.
oh, oh. teringat something
**
he got a scholarship to study in UK, so yeah, he happily flew there and started uni.
the following month came... he went to the bank to withdraw his monthly allowance.
bank officer: good morning. how can i help u?
the guy: i need to withdraw some money. my a/c number is.... bla... bla.. bla....
bank officer: how would u like your money sir?
the guy: i like it very much
bank officer: ??? i'll just give them in 100s then. is that alright?
the guy: yes, sure.
back at home the guy announced to his friends
"apelaa org kat bank tu. boleh tak die tanye org suka duit ke tak. mesti la suka!!"
**
let's not mention the guy's name. hehehhehe ^^_
have a great day
4 comments:
Hahahahaha. XD "I like it very much", teehee.
Kinda reminds me of that old joke about Siti (but I don't know if it actually happened, it's probably just a joke) -- when asked "What is the recipe for your success?", she answered... "Ayam masak merah". =_=
giggles**
wait... is this.. really a joke? or.. for real? cause at the end you were like "lets not mention the guy's name"
xD
well, not the first one i dont think so,
but the second, let's call it a REAL JOKE. ok, no. it's a joke that happened for real. XOXO lol
ahahaha!!! tht's awesome xD
i mean.. funny ^-^
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